Canon EOS R Digital Mirrorless Camera

Thirty megapixels, oh, what a blast!
Zoom in so far, see your own past!

Editing’s smooth, no struggles, no fight,
Even grandma looks young, what a delight!

4K videos? So sharp, it’s absurd,
Catch a bug’s sneeze without missing a word!

Autofocus? Faster than light,
Locks on your face, holds on real tight!

That touch bar? A magical feat,
Swipe like a wizard, so easy, so sweet!

Battery swap? Oh, what a breeze,
Still got your old one? Canon says, “Please!”

Menus so simple, even your cat,
Could set them up and still look fat!

Pro features? Oh yes, its not a hack,
White balance, flash, nothing you’ll lack!

And my old EF lenses? No need to despair,
With the ef to rf adapter, they’re back in the air!