Dyson V8 Vacuum Cleaner Cordless

I grabbed the Dyson V8, oh what a delight,
It sucks like Kirby after skipping a bite!

No cords, no bags, just freedom and flair,
So light and sleek, it’s floating on air!

Turbo mode? Bro, it eats dirt alive,
Even cat hair screams, “I won’t survive!”

Snap it apart like LEGO with ease,
Then hang it on the wall like a modern-day tease.

Empty the bin with a flick and a grin,
Feels like magic, clean house, big win!

Battery lasts longer than your favorite show,
And recharges fast, ready to go!

So if you vacuum 'til your arms need rest,
This one’s your buddy, it’s simply the best.

Call me obsessed, but I won’t think twice,
This vacuum’s cleaner than my love life!